March 2010
2 posts
Joanna Newsom’s “Peach Plum...
October 2009
11 posts
You should definitely imitate the sound of the...
(Guest advice from Natasha Face.)
You should keep working on your Walken impression....
Your breakfast should consist of things that can...
In your fantasy football league you should start...
You probably shouldn't listen to Kid A. It's...
If you're a vociferously pro-homosexual performer...
Take the gun. Leave the cannoli.
You should sell your guitar and buy turntables.
Those New Yorker cartoons aren't so clever. You...
Girls hate it when you go out dancing with them....
You should keep saying, "That's what she said,"...
It's getting colder outside. You should dress up...
September 2009
13 posts
You should tell your friends you can't go out...
You should upgrade to Snow Leopard but you...
You should probably model yourself after Larry...
I know she hasn't returned any of your calls for...
Stop signs should be treated as yields when...
You should auto-tune everything.
You should release your latest killer app, named...
"Just Google it" is a fine reply to the question,...
In a pinch, chili paste will work as lip balm.
You should ask Roman Polanksi for dating advice.
You should represent yourself at your own...